D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.