Because Russia was Stalin
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Being single on V-Day.
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Herpes last forever.
Nobody in the government does their job.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
The Post Office
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Coconut.
In a cacti!
Yall nailed it.
Because prophets rise
