What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish?

Spanakopita

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("