What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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Olympus has fallen.

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At las!

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The cold shoulder.

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What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.