Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Dead Meme Jokes More Dead Meme Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

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What's a dank memer's favorite letter?

A' lmao

What's the deal with airline food!?

LMAO