Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"