Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Uber Driver Jokes More Uber Driver Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Dank Meme Jokes More Dank Meme Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

arrr lmao

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams