What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone