What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Goalkeeper Jokes More Goalkeeper Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!