What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Cold turkey.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!