Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.