Semi Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !