What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair