Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

2 Truck Jokes More 2 Truck Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.