Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Get off me holmes!

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A pedrophile.

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An army.

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because it's their sen-pais

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they only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.