Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Who else does this?

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What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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Oil

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What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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A receding hare line.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.