Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks