Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks