Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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So he could break out.

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.