Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't?

A semi

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.