Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.