Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.