Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders