Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Dead Lion Jokes More Dead Lion Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.