Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
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To get to the other genocide.
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
I said "Congratulations!!!"
To fry the chicken.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A: She's the one on her bike.
Dress them up as dead lions
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
A cross walk
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
The dress is white and gold
A tire.