Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Congratulate Jokes More Congratulate Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.