Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
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I said "Congratulations!!!"
Bingo!
With a can't c-section.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Because most people have pianos
3edgy5me
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Hibearnation
Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!
Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
Good jab.
In the *pew*.
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