What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.