Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients