Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.