What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS