What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"