What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.