What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Full speed ahead!"

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You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!