How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.