How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.