How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.