Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

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How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Cersei Lannister Jokes More Cersei Lannister Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going