Cersei Lannister Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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City Jokes More City Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.