What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.