What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do the bees have honey?

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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