What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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