Queen England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.