Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.