Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

Previous Random Joke Next

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.