What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license