What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license