What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...