What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy