a play on warts
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
He couldn't take a joke.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
They where playing for the cup !
Because he plays with Pooh.
Planters.
