What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts