Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.