What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.