What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.