How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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What's the best time to go to a dentist?

Two thirty

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.