How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."