Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.