Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!