Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.