Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !