What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy"

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.