How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief