Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.