Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.