Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.