Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."