Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.