Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

Suntanne Jokes More Suntanne Jokes

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Bronze Jokes More Bronze Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump