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Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Trigonometry Jokes More Trigonometry Jokes

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Suntan Jokes More Suntan Jokes

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.