What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.