What do mathematicians read for fun?

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.