What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.