What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.