What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

Why isn't suntanning an olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES