Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Caribou can't fly.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
A carri-on bag
Abortions.
a crime fighter.
A criminal record.
Using a Luigi board!
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.