Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.