What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.