Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!