Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe