Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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The planes kept Stalin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Got dope

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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The Crimea River.

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They're both raining bodies

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping