Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!