Delaware Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !