What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis